Monday, March 05, 2007

I adore y'all, but...

...if I request that you start treating your TA with more respect, don't say that my email left you feeling "violated."

...please don't show up to class reeking of marijuana.

...don't blame every mistake you make on how the lab is written as opposed to your poor reading comprehension skills.

Thank you for your attention.


Kirsten said...

Is it wrong that whenever I hear someone using the word "violated" to mean "hurt my widdle feewings" I want to, oh I dunno, break into their house, steal all their underwear, then leave it in a big pile in their front yard and decorate them with Hershey's syrup and maraschino cherry juice.

This is why I don't teach, I suppose.

Dr. Lisa said...

I felt the same way. I couldn't respond to that email immediately, I was so pissed off.

Limiting Factor said...

They're really working hard on making you regret defending college students, aren't they?

Charly said...

do you need me to "take care" of a couple of punks?

Dr. Lisa said...

No need to take care of the punks. I don't regret defending the kiddies. Most are good.

I keep telling myself, most are good.

Next week is Spring Break - yay!